Do Better

floozys:

person: girls can just be so.. urgh, you know?

me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no 

(via emmarosethinkstoomuch)

butchgomezaddams:

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

(via heart)

hollylovewave:

This is a spell I created for those who wake up early in the morning and want to cast a positive energy over their day! I work in the morning and always light a candle when I do so, so I started saying this spell and it really improved my morning hours. I hope this can be helpful to you!

You will need:

• A candle of your choice 
  
• Matches 
  
• Good intentions!
  

Steps:

•  Charge the candle by holding it into your hands and focusing your positive intentions for the day. You can imagine success during the day, a feeling of peace or comfort, etc. When you feel you’ve thought of all you could, get your match.
  
• You can use your match as a ‘petition paper’ substitute for those who do not want to burn paper or for people who live in a dorm room (like me!). Using a pen or marker to write a word on a match that summarizes the energy you want to bring into your day today. I usually write ‘happiness’ or ‘love’. 
  
• Strike your match and light your candle, visualizing your intent. Say the following spell aloud as you light the candle:
  

I bless this day ahead 
With this fiery candlelight
With this flame, my intentions living
With this match, they ignite
From the moment I wake
To the second I sleep
May happiness be mine to keep 

•  Burn the candle as you normally would and enjoy your day!
  

(via healing-sun-witch)

smug-anime-knuckles:

ravenscrawl:

edgytrollchild:

otherwindow:

Merchants in low-level towns be like:
> Potion (3 Gold)
> Fishing Rod (5 Gold)
> Great Fishing Rod (50 Gold)
> Fresh Fish (5 Gold)
> Whip of Bakunawa, Serpent of the Eclipse (50,000 Gold)

Merchants in high level towns be like:

> armour of the gods (500,000 gold)

> potion of ultimate healing (1,000 gold)

> sword of the ancient ones (100,000,000,000 gold)

> cheese wheel (10 gold)

Traveling merchants be like:

> potion of stamina (100 gold)

> fantasy weed (300 gold)

> shield with a duck painted on it that you cannot buy anywhere else (100,000 gold)

> kazoo (must be pickpocketed)

bartenders be like:

> Ale (5 gold)

> Wine (18 gold)

> Elven Fruit Wine (55 gold)

> Elixir of Boundless Wisdom (8,476 gold)

> Mead (7 gold)

(via thetygre)

thewugtest:

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

• a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
  
• wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
• they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
• a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
• a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
• if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
• young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
• letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

(via pantstomatch)